Research
Introduction
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A
dedication to inspiring and inducing reflex vomiting among the initiated
has always been the hallmark of hohar laboratories. Medical science
defines the vomit reflex thus: Contraction of the abdominal muscles
with relaxation of the cardiac sphincter of the stomach and of the
muscles of the throat elicited by a variety of stimuli. This is
also called pharyngeal reflex. The operative component
of this definition for purposes is, of course, the phrase ‘elicited
by a variety of stimuli.’ It has been the experience of the
hohar labs group members that the range of possible stimuli occasioning
this effect is quite diverse, and, while generally pharyngeal
reflex connotes a negative experience for the subject, in certain
circumstances the proper stimuli precipitates a very desirable result.
Whether regurgitation is effected via a burly bass line, a juicy
shore break section, or a
hill
country BBQ extravaganza, visceral and guttural reaction
remains our ultimate purpose. (see Disclaimer below)
For
approximately the last two years, surf craft design and construction
has been at the heart of hohar labs operations. A progression
towards surf architecture was fairly inevitable, in that the relationships
forming the foundations of the institution were forged in the
intertidal, littoral, and sublittoral zones of the North Carolina
coast. Further, surf architecture at its best, like good music
and hohar’s other nonsensical pursuits, dwells at the juncture
of intellect and emotion—the state and condition of mind
necessary for hohar to accomplish its purposes.
The research projects documented herein represent the hohar's
completed body of work. Other projects are pending at present,
and as appropriate, the documented research will be updated. Any
questions or comments concerning our research is properly directed
to and addressed in our
forum.
Disclaimer:
For
clarity’s sake and so the small minded among you are not
perplexed or offended, hohar labs does not advocate bulimia or
self induced vomiting. Rather, we are referring to more of a metaphysical
experience wherein one encounters stimuli of such gravity that
they feel the vague urge to throw up. If this concept repulses
or bothers you, we would suggest that you employ the back arrow
in your web browser at this time and explore the cornucopia of
other resources available on the world wide web which might be
better suited to your temperament. Alternatively, you could just
bypass that whole thing and proceed straight to
the end of the internet. If you simply find yourself
confused, I would prescribe the following course of conduct: First,
visit your local independent record store and purchase
Hot
Water Music’s Forever and Counting; Second, listen
to this album in its entirety; Third, obtain copies of the feature
films
North
Shore, Big
Wednesday, and Braveheart;
Fourth, watch these feature films in immediate succession while
consuming Tostitos
brand corn chips along with Tostitos brand queso dip.
If confusion persists, I would encourage you to spend some time
reviewing and contributing to the hohar labs
forum,
wherein all things will ultimately be made apparent.
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