September 30, 2007:  though it may seem dormant around these parts of the internets, the staff at hohar labs remains hard at work.  we'd like to introduce anjova for your persual.

June 12, 2007:  Hi all.  We'd like to invite everyone to get to know the latest hohar laboratories research project.  Avid readers; this is gromzer.  gromzer; these are your internet fans. 

April 27, 2007:  Alas!  More news to report from hohar laboratories!  Hunter has completed fabrication of the stringerless experiment that was detailed in the forum.  We are proud to present a formal review of the new board, sans, in the research section.  Also, Team Astrohar member, Allan Cheateaux, recently tore it up in the 2007 Catalina Challenge!  Congratulations are in order for him and his team as they finished 2nd place in this beast of a competition.  The contest's website hasn't posted the 2007 results yet, but check Allan's eloquently illustrated write-up of the event in his post on swaylocks.

Feb 15, 2007:  The staff at hohar laboratories feels that a public announcement is necessary to clarify issues that have recently been at the center of speculation in some circles.  After much consideration, introspection, and debate, we'd like to announce that neither of the PI's here at the labs will run in the 2008 presidential campaign.  Although current trends seem to suggest that any layperson can make a successful bid for the presidential office, we still hold the pursuit for presidency in high and noble regard.  We feel that the hohar party's nomination will be better suited for the 2012 election.  We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.

Feb 12, 2007:  We'd like to announce the commencement of the hohar laboratories online social networking protocol located on the servers of the ubiquitous myspace.  If you are hip to such services and are sufficiently cool, please stop by and befriend us right away.  Also, the boys have just returned from Puerto Rico where he set up temporary lab space for the sole purpose of performing hohar labs exclusive testing of his new firewire device.  Be on the lookout for a detailed review of its performance on our research page and public commentary in the forum.  Finally, as of March the principal investigators at hohar labs will once again co-inhabit the state of North Carolina.  The boys are excited to throw buckets and burl in NC once again.  To those looking to visit the labs from out of state/country, be sure to contact Dr. Hill to arrange escort from the RDU airport to the various locations of the coastal lab spaces. 

Dec 29, 2006:  'Tis the season and the holidays have been in full celebration here at the labs.  Notable is the fact that the hohar labs PI's recently became less spatially resolved.  The lack of resolution proved productive: fine tuning of the labs' research foci and a roadmap for the upcoming calendar year were proposed; highly intellectual discussions on the topics of resins, monomers, catalysts, epoxides, sidechains, and amines transpired; local chemistry professors were sought after; visitation rights were granted by the labs of others; and most importantly, photog seshes were had of the new goods currently in production at the labs (check back for updates).  Also, a reunion with former outer banks/wilmington king, Bobby The Shark, aided in the rememberance of the old days as well as fellowship catch-up.  During this meeting, we stumbled upon fellow washingtonian, Frank Johnston, who now lives in wilmington where he is better known as The Ding King.  Please contact him for all your ding repair needs.  He is happy to give quotes on the spot and can usually guarantee successful ding repairs within a week.

Dec 12, 2006:  Ryan has just returned from a solo recon mission where he met with travel liaison and west coast Team Astrohar affiliate (aka, freelance fish assassin), Allan Cheateaux.  The trip was extremely productive, and the Brothers Cheateaux were great hosts.  Check the forum for a detailed account of the proceedings of this highly intellectual meeting.

Dec 7, 2006:  we apologize for the lack of updates in the news section, however, given said lull, we have a plethora of updating to accomplish.  As of this week, Dr. Hill is no longer a padawan learner.  Confirmed reports from reliable sources indicate that he is anxious to cut his rat tail and join the dark side.  Also, EA, dirtybird (aka, erie surfer), and Nick are currently shaping maniacs.  be sure to check their projects in the forum.  while you're there, don't forget to check up on hunter's latest on vacuum bag exploration.

Oct 26, 2006:  hohar laboratories would like to announce the addition of a new member to Team Astrohar!  Check the roster for Allan B. Cheateaux.  allan is a fine craftsman of surf architectures from the West Coast.  see a couple of his projects on the sway forum.  his expertise will also be on tap at the hohar forum.  we would like to thank all of you for your continued application for Team Astrohar.  keep the applications coming; we are still in the process of sifting through all the talent.

Allan B. Cheateaux aka  "freelance fish assassin" Sway project example 1 Sway project example 2

Oct 14, 2006:  hohar laboratories would like to clarify that it is in no way involved with any alleged nuclear or "nucular" testing in N. Korea or in any of its domestic labs.  thanks for your concerns.

Aug 29, 2006:  the hohar laboraties html testing sequence is now complete.  public world wide web interface has commenced.

Aug 13, 2006:  hohar laboratories would like to announce the initiation of project ava marie broadwell.  she got an early start today with hopes of making dawn patrol.  

May, 2006:  hohar laboratories is now available in hypertext markup language!  please feel free to use your favorite hypertext transfer protocol to peruse what we have so graciously provided here for the public internet community.  we would like to take this opportunity to kindly suggest trying out mozilla firefox if you are in need of a browser.  our site looks quite strapping all marked up in this browser, especially when viewing in a window size set to around 900 pixels wide.  we wish you happy viewing and hope that this is the start of a grand, fullfilling relationship. 
--hoharlabs.com