Figure
11. Alternate form of POSSUP transport. In the event
that the POSSUP rider is denied a personal assistant, the rider must transport
POSSUP with his or her own might. POSSUP is too wide to fit under
the arm of most humanoid prototypes since arm length has been on the decline
for the past 2.4 million years. POSSUP weighs in around 40-50 pounds
and thus, can cause quite a headache if one's cranium is used for transport
support. It's debatable whether or not hard-headedness has been
on the decline over the past 2.4 million years. Current research
indicates that the method depicted above is the most efficient method
of POSSUP self-transport. Wind and decapitation should be concerns
of the POSSUP self-transporter.
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