Sans
is a french ("Pepe!
Pepe!") word meaning "without".
For example, some fonts are called sans serif fonts because they
are fonts that are without serifs (demo: font sans serifs,
font with
serifs, font sans serifs, font
with serifs. get it?). While sans, like every
hohar product, is a representation of pretty much
total
everything, the one thing that it lacks is a stringer.
However, sans comes equipped with a super-dense, 2.5 pound per
cubic foot expanded polystyrene core; double 6-ounce S-2 lamination
on the top and bottom; an all-pro action, ultra exclusive quad
fin get-up; top secret, epoxy side chain modified
greenroom
resin matrix, and groupies (pictured to the left). This
vehicle
is truely an experiment in fondling the laws of physics.
So far, sans has been through extensive testing at the labs and
has produced very favorable results.
Local
pro, chicken
sandwich carl, was completely astounded by the product.
The dialog went something like the following:
hohar: hey carl, did you get to try the
labs' new board yet?
chicken sandwich carl: yeah!
hohar: well, what did you think?
chicken sandwich carl:
whah
wha wha whaah whaaah.....
hohar: it doesn't have a stringer.
chicken sandwich carl: whah? huh? (bedazzled
look on face)
Suffice it to say, this board is the freaggin goods, ok?
L: 6' 2"
W: 21"
T: 2.125"
